What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 00:01

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
You Only Live Twice
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
-All the bad guys are black.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why do a bra and panties have to match?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-J W Pepper
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.